Blackburn Prizes
 

The Blackburns Prizes

While not as valuable as the Booker Prize in purely monetary terms, this, The Blackburn Prize,  is the latest and most prestigious prize in the World of Literature.

All the Best Books in the World are to be found in our new Downstairs Toilet and they will gradually be displayed here. The toilet itself is already famous within the World of Arts as the source and inspiration of the renowned Blackburn - Mondrian Posit.

Where a book is still in print, click on the cover to find it at amazon.co.uk. A lot of these books are out of print, but used copies should be available.

Here are the prizes:

bulletBest Formative Novel
bullet Science Fiction
bulletCrime
bulletHumour
bullet Philosophy
bullet Journalism
bulletShort Stories

 

 

Best Formative Novel

I will come back later and fill in the details, but this is one of the finest books ever written

Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

 

 

Formative Novel - Runners Up
2. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Robert Heinlein
3. Lord of the Rings, J R R Tolkein
4. After Many a Summer, Aldous Huxley

 

Best Science Fiction Novel

And while Heinlein and Asimov are the stars of the Science Fiction Firmament, this is perhaps the best read in the genre, only equalled decades later by Ender's Game

Norman Spinrad, The Solarians

 

not available at amazon.co.uk at the time of writing, April 2002

Science Fiction - Runners Up
2. Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card
3. The Door into Summer, Robert Heinlein (one of many)
4. Nine Tomorrows, Isaac Asimov (one of many)


Best Crime Novel

Next up will be Crime Fiction, where there is no finer exponent than Lawrence Block.

His best fictional character is Bernie Rhodenbarr, and Bernie's finest adventure is

The Burglar Who Painted Like Mondrian

but every book in the set is in the Blackburn Collection

  Crime - Runners Up
2. Widow's Walk, Robert B. Parker - the latest Spencer novel; read them all
3. Without Fail, Lee Child - the latest Jack Reacher novel, again, read them all
4. Son of Fletch, Gregory McDonald - we're trying to get hold of all the Fletch novels
 


Best Philosophical Writing

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Robert Pirsig

The could have gone just as easily into the formative section

 

  the jury is still considering the runners-up, but I expect Dice Man will be in there.
 

 

Best Humorous Fiction

Catch-22, Joseph Heller

 

Humour - Runners Up
2. Except You're a Bird, Peter Tinniswood (or any of the books featuring Uncle Mort and Carter Brandon - this was the first to hand).
3. HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
4. tba
 

 

Best Journalism

An Indian Summer, James Cameron

 

 

  Journalism - Runners Up
2. Memories of the Great and the Good, Alistair Cook (see also the Letters collections)
3. The Great Shark Hunt, Hunter S. Thompson
4. tba


Best Short Stories

Barcelona Plates, Alexei Sayle

The first story in the book, Barcelona Plates, is the cleverest story I have ever read. His distinctive (i.e. witty, surrealistic, vulgar, base and incisive) style and outlook permeate the stories.

He has another great book, The Dog Catcher, and tapes of both are available with Mr Sayle reading them.

 

Short Stories - Runners Up
2. Nine Tomorrows, Isaac Asimov (for Let There be Light)
3. tba
4. tba